On the internet, no-one can hear you scream.

In a former life, I was a freelance journalist working for a number of websites such as New Age Gaming (NAG), IGN Africa, MyGaming, and Critical Hit.

In the time since I stopped writing, I’ve had creative energy that had no place to go. Some of this ended up in comment sections of YouTube and Reddit. I needed a more permanent section to put up my complaints, my genius 200IQ solutions to very simple problems, and my dumb opinions, and this is the place to do it.

Down here, I make the rules.

DISCLAIMER: I am not a smart man. You have been warned.